jordanpease1: @justhernandez71 Thanks doll face!!
jordanpease1: @justhernandez71 Thanks doll face!!
jordanpease1: @justhernandez71 Thanks doll face!!
jordanpease1: The Palms lesbian bar is closing its doors tonight. Come and get as much free advice on furniture and automotives while you can! 8pm show!
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jordanpease1: Who’s pooping? Or am I just giving a republican candidate a hand job? #gay #comedy #gross http://t.co/Dcvn9Ia9lk
jordanpease1: Just had to explain to my doctor that I pulled my hamstring mid-twirl while choreographing a dance routine to J LO’s Let’s Get Loud…alone.
jordanpease1: @JamarNeighbors I’m still fucking eddie murphy…
jordanpease1: Apparently falling asleep stoned on the leg press is dangerous… guess i need a new gym! any suggestions?
jordanpease1: Ohh my god. Warning to all. Never eat chipotle and drink redbull before you need to do anything in public or you will physically die. #awful
jordanpease1: RT @thatsfunny: heyLA @LargoLosAngeles 8pm tonight @helloross 8pm @thelaughfactory @antcomic @justmartindale @jordanpease1 @nicosantoscomic…
jordanpease1: RT @nicosantoscomic: Come out Mon the 13th to @thelaughfactory! 8pm! Imma turn it with @justmartindale @gloriabigelow @jordanpease1 and mor…