“I’ve been punched in the face before, and thats not even in my Top 10 worst first dates.”
January13, 2011
Tonight- 1/13/11- 9PM be at the Hollywood Hotel for some incredible stand-up comedy… i will of course be doing my bit in a wheel chair since my roommates thought it was a good idea to hike runyon canyon- i cant walk. Yes, the view was beautiful, yes lance bass was walking his dog, yes i nearly rolled down the cliff when i saw him.
Come down and see me talk about getting “snookied”, cat hair or pubes, game nights, glee, and awful first dates.
Stay Messy America.














