Walk Of Shame Shuttle, Wednesday’s at 9:30pm on VH1
Performing weekly in Hollywood and randomly in the square states.

I had dreams of becoming a Spice Girl, but sadly they split up- and this is the next best thing. I’m constantly cartwheeling into my shoe rack, and a large portion of my day is spent deciphering where random bruises come from (insert flashback of sloppy bar make-out here). I dance in my underwear and have zero blinds.

I’m horrible at shaving. I don’t trust people who don’t drink coffee, and I still don’t understand how the U.S. hasn’t caught onto this whole “siesta” afternoon nap idea. Most importantly, I laugh at life. Let’s ride.

Eat a Peach (because you are one),
Jordan Pease
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Upcoming Shows…

Date City Venue Tickets
09/03/15 Burbank Flappers Buy Tickets
09/30/15 - 10/04/15 Cabo San Lucas Cabo Comedy Festival